whoever it is should be trained by his father and preferably use the same cutman Tyson had for the Douglas fight. Tyson's general level of preparedness for that fight would be about right too.
Chin: Eric Crumble (probably the worst chin in history, his name is so phenomenally iconic) Power: Zuri Lawrence (the only boxer that I know of at any weight to actually have 0 ko's ever) Footwork: K9 Bundrage (buddy looked like an atrocious tap dancer in the ring) Speed: Joe Joyce (you've seen him, you know how slow he is) Defense: Iran Barkley (I guess when you're a giant face first brawler with power you don't need defense) I can't imagine a human stepping into the ring with these attributes would ever even win one fight
Of course this is only fun using actually good fighters like most people are doing and taking their worst attributes. IQ: Joyce Speed: Joyce Defense: Joyce Stamina: Judah Power: Paulie Footwork: Zhang Chin: Khan Heart: Dubois Recuperative powers: Hearns Technique: Wilder Bonus Charisma: Joyce Trash talk: Dubois Physique: Fury Post fight interview skills: Holyfield
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5ft 2in, 260 lb heavyweight. Having a 60% BMI. 44in reach. Needs 5 minutes rest for 30 seconds of physical excursion. Registers a 175 on that punch machine. Literally has the chin of a straw weight fighting a prime Mike Tyson.
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Chin = Dillian Whyte Power = Hughie Fury Speed = Joe Joyce Defense = Joe Joyce - 0 defence, just takes punches. Skill = Wilder.
Robin Deakin minus whatever got him his 2 wins. He ended his career with 2 wins and 53 losses. Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/12760973/worst-boxers-most-defeats-ever/
