What is the funniest quote in boxing

Found these :

He's like washing up liquid: built on hype and one day the bubble will burst. Chris Eubank on Nigel Benn

A lot of boxing promoters couldn't match the cheeks of their backsides. Mickey Duff

This dumb old Pork chop eater don't have a chance. From eating pork he's got trillions of maggots and worms settling in his joints. He may even eat the slime of the sea. Muhammad Ali on Floyd Patterson

"My wife just had a baby." "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?" Joe Frazier rather stuns his boxing rival Ken Norton.

WBA, IBF and WBO- alphabetical corporations that currently misrule professional boxing. Patrick Collins, Mail on Sunday

If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. Muhammad Ali to a young boxer.

We,ve been trying to get Elvis. He's been dead long enough. Ray Foreman on his next opponent George Foreman

Lie down so I can recognise you. Willie Pep, the American featherweight boxer, when asked by an old opponent if he recognised him.

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. Muhammad Ali

He was all chin from the waist up. Frank Moran on Billy Wells

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem. Eddie Shaw, boxing coach, on Herol "Bomber" Graham

Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife. Muhammad Ali

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such. Homer Simpson

Chris Eubank arrives in the boxing ring posing and parading like a peacock,so risible that even his opponent and his opponents corner men have to laugh.........a preposterous pugilist. Micheal Herd, Evening Standard

Boxing is a celebration of the lost religion of masculinity all the more trenchant for its being lost. Joyce Carol Oates

 

And I forgot,

This fight will be more one sided than a gang **** - David Haye on Audley Harrison. atschatschatsch

 

id love nothing better to knock out vitali but im just going to retire (haye)
and the new wba heavyweight champion of the world sasha povetkin (random ring anouncer lol)

 

"Manny pac has achieved more and has a deeper resume than srr"

Personal favourite of mine.

 

Spinal

 

Audley now ....
What?
I said now, you should lean down now!

 

Tysons fade into Bolivian and I broke my back immediately come to mind.
Honorable mention to stoney for " what a piece of **** you turned out to be. Stoney is an atg!!!!!

 

I wanna eat his children....

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He said I'm a ****** and a recluse. I ain't a recluse.

Mike Tyson

 

Tex Cobb had a ton of great quotes but my favorite was when asked about a rematch with Larry Holmes. He responded "I don't think his hands could take the abuse."

 

Tyson quotes by far....he didnt intend them to be funny...that makes them even funnier

 

"I have the thickest skin of anyone you'll ever meet. No one can say anything
about me I haven't heard a million times before."

Kelly Brook talks to a rhinoceros

 

"Hannibal was really courageous. He rode elephants into Cartilage"
-Tyson of course

and the classic I'll **** you till you love me ****** is pretty hard to beat.

other than that pretty much everything Tex Cobb ever said,
In 1980 or so, there was a big dinner honouring heavyweights of the past and present. Joe Louis, Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier and Larry Holmes were all there. So were Renaldo Snipes and Tex Cobb. In his usual fashion, Tex Cobb got up to give a toast. He said, "I'm honoured to be in the same room as some of the baddest ******s ever." Renaldo Snipes stood up, and said, "I'm not going to stand here and let you call me a ******!" Cobb said, "Relax. I wasn't talking about you."

"Yeah, I've been KO'd. Once. By a Mexican bantamweight. How come? Six of my buddies were swinging him around by the heels at the time." dude was hillarious.